real food, pls

Let's talk a lil about unusual F&B for a moment.

The net can be a very strange library. In here I chanced upon this recipe for Stewed Dog (Wedding Style).

Pardon my ignorance. How many ways can you cook a friend?

Yes, the word dog means dog like a chihuahua (if you're into small bites - highly recommended for the dieting dog-eater?) . The cook isn't referring to a weenie. Nuh-ah. Recipe requires furry dog's meat, 3 kilograms, as a matter of despicable fact, to serve thirty freaking appetites.

This recipe was prepared by a certain Joe Sweeney. Who knows if that's the fellow's real name? Procedure number one reads: First, kill a medium sized dog, then burn off the fur over a hot fire.

Sounds like somebody who had an unhappy childhood.

I'm starting to feel something.

Sick.

In other news...

There's a new soda on the rise in the US markets today. It's designed to keep kids awake to cope with the demands of playing in LAN parties.

The drink is called Bawls.

This bev must be drank moderately because it is loaded with caffeine. This product is sold in a blue bottle like that Mule drink.

Kids must check out the label first before they drink up. This high caffeine soft drink depends much of its basic ingredient from guarana berry. Sugar-free Bawls will be available soon, they say.

Or maybe kids should not drink it at all.

Bawls...shit.

Let's just throw these kids a different kind of upper, one that's caffeine-free and off the stone. We should make them smarter than us, not dumber.

* * *

kids should know that...

A LAN party is a temporary, sometimes spontaneous, gathering of people together with their computers, which they network together primarily for the purpose of playing multiplayer computer games. Usually smaller LAN parties consist of people bringing their computers over to each others' houses to host and play multiplayer games. When a broadband Internet connection is available, some LAN parties will join on-line servers, where everyone connects to the same server to play together, often on the same team. In this case, the LAN party helps bring the team in one physical location, to talk/chat more efficiently. Big LAN parties often offer a quiet place to sleep, shower, and eat, as well as hired security, alternative entertainment (such as music), and a dedicated support crew, as well as a professionally managed network including a connection to the Internet. Catering might come in the form of a bar, delivered food such as pizza, or nearby shops. (wikipedia)