minute survivor

She said:

You just walk in and out of my life as if there was a saloon door separating our realities.

Do you know how long it took me until I recovered from what you did?

He said:

Hey! You're the one who said it was over. You dumped me.

She said:

I was referring to what happened two months after our break up. I went to see you, you kissed me in the middle of the road and your new girlfriend saw it.

He said:

And then you ran away from me.

She said:

Of course! You confused me.

He said:

No, no. YOU confused me. You said so yourself. YOU came to see me.

She said:

You didn't have to kiss me.

He said:

You kissed me back. You wanted me to kiss you.

She said:

Ulol!

He said:

I'm irresistible. Aminin mo na.

She said:

You took advantage.

He said:

That's like ten years ago and until now galit ka pa rin sa akin. Siguro you're fond of remembering our stuff, 'no?

She said:

Anakan mo ba naman ako eh di minu-minuto naaalala kita.

He said:

And that was the last time I saw you. You just disappeared.

She said:

I was about to tell you then. Kaya lang umekstra yung girlfriend mo. And then I tried to contact you again pero binakuran ka na.

He said:

Na-threaten ata sa yo.

She said:

It's a good thing we didn't end up together.

He said:

Why?

She said:

You're too much to handle. Yang character mo, di pwede sa mga preggy. Masyado kang malandi. Emotionally stressful.

He said:

That was before. Bee-for.

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kids should know that...

Kissing allows prospective mates to smell and taste each other's pheromones for biological compatibility. Women are subconsciously more attracted to men whose major histocompatibility complex portion of their genome is different than her own, leading to offspring with resistance to a greater number of diseases, and thus having a better chance of survival. This explains why couples are more likely to bond if they have the right "chemistry". (wikipedia)